Maternity t-shirts are a lot of fun. They are comfortable and express your personality. They also make great gifts for your pregnant loved ones!

Below is a list of some of the cutest maternity one-liners I have seen on maternity t shirts.

Ebay has the best prices on funny maternity tshirts.  You can get them for as cheap as $.99 (can’t beat that!).  Search below for funny maternity t shirts to see what is available in real time.

Hotel baby. Check out time November

Do not open until November

American Made

Yes! I’m pregnant

Kickin

Yoga mamma

Womb Addition, currently under construction. Already over budget

No genius, I’m not pregnant. I swallowed a bowling ball

Knocked Up

Pregasarus rex

My lovely baby bump

I’m not fat, I’m pregnant

If you didn’t put this baby in here, then don’t even think about touching my stomach

Am I showing yet?

Yep! I swallowed a watermelon seed

There’s a pea in my pod

Does this baby make me look fat?

Not finding out.

All I wanted was a backrub

Pregnant is the new black

Birth control is for sissies

Body by Baby

It ain’t easy being queasy

Epidural? Yes please

This is my career, it’s fabulous

Coming soon to a hospital near you.

Pregnant is the new sexy

Let it show

Mommy in training

What’s kickin?

Watermelon smuggler

Baby inside

Beach baby

Got twins?

Irish mamma

Beautiful Buddha belly

Can someone tell me if my shoes don’t match?

Fertile Myrtle

Don’t…touch….the…belly

Got epidural?

I am not still pregnant, I just gave birth!

I just got knocked up!

I should have had a headache

I’m not pregnant, just fat

I’m pregnant, what’s your excuse?

It’s not mine

No alcohol, no caffeine, no fun

No advice

Not just fat, baby fat!

Oops, I did it again

This is what I get for screwing around

What happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas

You can touch mine (if I can touch yours)

You think my mom is cute, wait until you see me

Warning, swollen ankles ahead

Touch my belly and lose a hand

Hormonal? Oh you haven’t seen hormonal yet

I’m bringing sexy back, in a couple months

Baby wants a cookie, mommy wants a margarita

Practice makes pregnant

Tell me I’m huge and I’ll puke on your shoes

Hello, my name is miss cranky pants

This is a”labor story” free zone

Your labor stories don’t help me

Yes I know what causes it

I can lose the weight, you can’t lose the ugly

Give me ice cream and no one gets hurt

I’m a lot cuter when I’m not fat

Next time, I’m adopting

I’m not Buddha, don’t rub my belly