Funny Maternity T Shirts
Maternity t-shirts are a lot of fun. They are comfortable and express your personality. They also make great gifts for your pregnant loved ones!
Below is a list of some of the cutest maternity one-liners I have seen on maternity t shirts.
Ebay has the best prices on funny maternity tshirts. You can get them for as cheap as $.99 (can’t beat that!). Search below for funny maternity t shirts to see what is available in real time.
Hotel baby. Check out time November
Do not open until November
American Made
Yes! I’m pregnant
Kickin
Yoga mamma
Womb Addition, currently under construction. Already over budget
No genius, I’m not pregnant. I swallowed a bowling ball
Knocked Up
Pregasarus rex
My lovely baby bump
I’m not fat, I’m pregnant
If you didn’t put this baby in here, then don’t even think about touching my stomach
Am I showing yet?
Yep! I swallowed a watermelon seed
There’s a pea in my pod
Does this baby make me look fat?
Not finding out.
All I wanted was a backrub
Pregnant is the new black
Birth control is for sissies
Body by Baby
It ain’t easy being queasy
Epidural? Yes please
This is my career, it’s fabulous
Coming soon to a hospital near you.
Pregnant is the new sexy
Let it show
Mommy in training
What’s kickin?
Watermelon smuggler
Baby inside
Beach baby
Got twins?
Irish mamma
Beautiful Buddha belly
Can someone tell me if my shoes don’t match?
Fertile Myrtle
Don’t…touch….the…belly
Got epidural?
I am not still pregnant, I just gave birth!
I just got knocked up!
I should have had a headache
I’m not pregnant, just fat
I’m pregnant, what’s your excuse?
It’s not mine
No alcohol, no caffeine, no fun
No advice
Not just fat, baby fat!
Oops, I did it again
This is what I get for screwing around
What happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas
You can touch mine (if I can touch yours)
You think my mom is cute, wait until you see me
Warning, swollen ankles ahead
Touch my belly and lose a hand
Hormonal? Oh you haven’t seen hormonal yet
I’m bringing sexy back, in a couple months
Baby wants a cookie, mommy wants a margarita
Practice makes pregnant
Tell me I’m huge and I’ll puke on your shoes
Hello, my name is miss cranky pants
This is a”labor story” free zone
Your labor stories don’t help me
Yes I know what causes it
I can lose the weight, you can’t lose the ugly
Give me ice cream and no one gets hurt
I’m a lot cuter when I’m not fat
Next time, I’m adopting
I’m not Buddha, don’t rub my belly
Filed under Maternity Fashion | Comment (0)Do I Need Maternity T Shirts?
Okay, so when you are pregnant finding clothes that are both comfortable and suitable for public can sometimes be a daunting task. Maternity t shirts are by far the most popular choice for casual wear among moms to be. So what makes a good maternity t-shirt?
Style still matters, even when you are pregnant – right? Okay, so your stomach is growing (and maybe the rest of you is growing a little too). Try to find a shirt that stretches and fits over all the right parts of you. Just buying bigger, regular t-shirts is not the most flattering style. You want to look pregnant, not overweight right? So buy a maternity t-shirt, not a XXL regular shirt.
Maternity t-shirts are a great way to express your personality. There are hundreds of designs out there with funny one-liners, poetic sayings, and other unique expressions. Finding the right shirt for yourself is a great way to express how you feel about being pregnant.
So maybe you are going on a double-date and you do not necessarily want to wear a shirt with a funny joke or print on it. Have no fear – also available online are plain t-shirts that are appropriate for most occasions. Find a comfortable shirt that is a solid color, stretchy fabric, and shows off that bump.
Pregnancy can lead to women feeling very hot. But sometimes you need outwear when going outside, so you put on a cute sweater. Then you get to your destination to find the heat on and you are sweltering again. Hello layers! Layers are the perfect way to ensure that you are comfortable and the perfect temperature at all times. There are super cute, light, overcoats that are perfect to wear over maternity t-shirts.
As a matter of fact, many outerwear items can be worn whether or not you are pregnant. So you do not have to spend the money buying maternity jackets and coats.
Another good way to layer is to buy accessories for the rest of your body. Gloves, scarves, etc can be worn after your pregnancy as well. Adding accessories that can be removed when you get too hot is a great way to make sure you stay comfortable.