Maternity t-shirts are a lot of fun. They are comfortable and express your personality. They also make great gifts for your pregnant loved ones!

Below is a list of some of the cutest maternity one-liners I have seen on maternity t shirts.

Ebay has the best prices on funny maternity tshirts.  You can get them for as cheap as $.99 (can’t beat that!).  Search below for funny maternity t shirts to see what is available in real time.

Hotel baby. Check out time November

Do not open until November

American Made

Yes! I’m pregnant

Kickin

Yoga mamma

Womb Addition, currently under construction. Already over budget

No genius, I’m not pregnant. I swallowed a bowling ball

Knocked Up

Pregasarus rex

My lovely baby bump

I’m not fat, I’m pregnant

If you didn’t put this baby in here, then don’t even think about touching my stomach

Am I showing yet?

Yep! I swallowed a watermelon seed

There’s a pea in my pod

Does this baby make me look fat?

Not finding out.

All I wanted was a backrub

Pregnant is the new black

Birth control is for sissies

Body by Baby

It ain’t easy being queasy

Epidural? Yes please

This is my career, it’s fabulous

Coming soon to a hospital near you.

Pregnant is the new sexy

Let it show

Mommy in training

What’s kickin?

Watermelon smuggler

Baby inside

Beach baby

Got twins?

Irish mamma

Beautiful Buddha belly

Can someone tell me if my shoes don’t match?

Fertile Myrtle

Don’t…touch….the…belly

Got epidural?

I am not still pregnant, I just gave birth!

I just got knocked up!

I should have had a headache

I’m not pregnant, just fat

I’m pregnant, what’s your excuse?

It’s not mine

No alcohol, no caffeine, no fun

No advice

Not just fat, baby fat!

Oops, I did it again

This is what I get for screwing around

What happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas

You can touch mine (if I can touch yours)

You think my mom is cute, wait until you see me

Warning, swollen ankles ahead

Touch my belly and lose a hand

Hormonal? Oh you haven’t seen hormonal yet

I’m bringing sexy back, in a couple months

Baby wants a cookie, mommy wants a margarita

Practice makes pregnant

Tell me I’m huge and I’ll puke on your shoes

Hello, my name is miss cranky pants

This is a”labor story” free zone

Your labor stories don’t help me

Yes I know what causes it

I can lose the weight, you can’t lose the ugly

Give me ice cream and no one gets hurt

I’m a lot cuter when I’m not fat

Next time, I’m adopting

I’m not Buddha, don’t rub my belly

Okay, so when you are pregnant finding clothes that are both comfortable and suitable for public can sometimes be a daunting task.  Maternity t shirts are by far the most popular choice for casual wear among moms to be.  So what makes a good maternity t-shirt?

Style still matters, even when you are pregnant – right?  Okay, so your stomach is growing (and maybe the rest of you is growing a little too).  Try to find a shirt that stretches and fits over all the right parts of you.   Just buying bigger, regular t-shirts is not the most flattering style.  You want to look pregnant, not overweight right?  So buy a maternity t-shirt, not a XXL regular shirt.

Maternity t-shirts are a great way to express your personality.  There are hundreds of designs out there with funny one-liners, poetic sayings, and other unique expressions.  Finding the right shirt for yourself is a great way to express how you feel about being pregnant.

So maybe you are going on a double-date and you do not necessarily want to wear a shirt with a funny joke or print on it.  Have no fear – also available online are plain t-shirts that are appropriate for most occasions.  Find a comfortable shirt that is a solid color, stretchy fabric, and shows off that bump.

Pregnancy can lead to women feeling very hot.  But sometimes you need outwear when going outside, so you put on a cute sweater.  Then you get to your destination to find the heat on and you are sweltering again.  Hello layers!  Layers are the perfect way to ensure that you are comfortable and the perfect temperature at all times.  There are super cute, light, overcoats that are perfect to wear over maternity t-shirts. 

As a matter of fact, many outerwear items can be worn whether or not you are pregnant.  So you do not have to spend the money buying maternity jackets and coats. 

Another good way to layer is to buy accessories for the rest of your body.  Gloves, scarves, etc can be worn after your pregnancy as well.  Adding accessories that can be removed when you get too hot is a great way to make sure you stay comfortable.